what if some crazy maniac released a deadly contagious virus that turns humanity into zombiety?
wah?? @.@
got this somewhere I forgot. :”>
Effects of Kissing:
1. Long kisses are beneficial to our circulatory system. When kissing, our pulse rate is quickening up to 110 beats per minute. This is a great training for our cardiovascular system.
2. After kissing, the lungs work harder, resulting in 60 inhales per minute compared to regular 20 inhales. Such “ventilation” is a good preventive measure against lung diseases.
3. Some dentists believe that kissing is a preventive measure against dental caries. Indeed, kissing stimulates the flow of saliva that eliminates acid coat on the teeth.
4. Kisses that last more than three minutes help us fight stress and its effects. Long kisses trigger the chain of biochemical reactions, which destroys stress hormones.
5. Those who kiss their partner goodbye each morning live five years longer than those who don’t.
6. Kissing is great for self-esteem. It makes you feel appreciated and helps your state of mind.
7. Kissing burns calories, 2-3 calories a minute and can double your metabolic rate. Research claims that three passionate kisses a day (at least lasting 20 seconds each) will cause you to loose an entire extra pound.
8. Kissing is a known stress-reliever. Passionate kissing relieves tension, reduces negative energy and produces a sense of well being, lowering your cortisol ‘stress’ hormone.
9. Kissing uses 30 facial muscles and it helps keep the facial muscles tight, preventing baggy cheeks! The tension in the muscles caused by a passionate kiss helps smooth the skin and increases the circulation.
10. Kissing is good for the heart, as it creates an adrenaline which causes your heart to pump more blood around your body. Frequent kissing has scientifically been proven to stabilize cardiovascular activity, decrease blood pressure and cholesterol.
11. Those who kiss quite frequently are less likely to suffer from stomach, bladder and blood infections.
12. During a kiss, natural antibiotics are secreted in the saliva. Also, the saliva contains a type of anesthetic that helps relieve pain.
13. Kissing reduces anxiety and stops the ‘noise’ in your mind. It increases the levels of oxytocin, an extremely calming hormone that produces a feeling of peace.
“I don’t love you anymore.” It’s one of the worst sentences anyone can hear, especially when it comes out of the blue in the midst of what you thought was a good relationship. You don’t have screaming or horrible fights. There’s no abuse of any kind. You thought things were moving along nicely and suddenly he/she hits you with the revelation that he/she’s not that into you anymore.
- They fall out of love because they are bored. One major reason why he/she falls out of love is boredom. When you’re in a long-term, committed relationship, it’s easy to start taking things for granted and slipping into a routine that is comfortable and boring.
- They fall out of love because you neglected him/her. You may think that you’re doing enough to make your special someone feel appreciated and loved, but unfortunately they may be feeling differently.
- They fall out of love because they met someone else. Sometimes it’s hard to pinpoint exactly what makes a them fall out of love with her partner, but in the case of The Other Man/The Other Woman, the reason is clear.
- They fall out of love because you two grew apart. We all change as time goes by. Sometimes the person you got together with becomes someone you don’t recognize after. It’s possible that the reason they’re falling out of love is simply that their needs, priorities and goals are different than they were when you started the relationship.
Occasionally, relationships just end for no particular reason. The love just isn’t there anymore. This can be frustrating and confusing, since there’s no obvious cause for the two of you drifting apart. You may not be fighting constantly, but if one or both of you are not happy, you have to put in the effort to fix things — or walk away.
When a friend keeps blabbering about his/her relationship being all heavenly and shingamabobz.
On the outside, I’m like.
On the inside, I’m like.
Random things I remember during my past school years.
Kinder:
”Teacher! si Bruce po ninakaw ang clay ko!”
- whiny classmate
”aba Bruce very good! first in class!”
- Adviser Mrs.Beth
”Hoy Georjade! karate nalang tayo para kungsino ang mas magaling!”
- Me.
”teacher ohhh! si Bruce po sinunog ung pangluto ng egg namen! waaahhh!”
- another whiny classmate.
PRIMARY.
”I’LL BEAT YOU I’LL BEAT YOU I’LL BEAT YOU I’LL BEAT YOU….”
- Deranged abusive grade one teacher.
”teacher! Bruce looks like he’s going to kill sumudu any moment now!”
- anika, classmate.
”You want to fight!?”
- literally puny iranian classmate who thinks big
”nichao law howa!”
- lillin, the bigheaded chinese classmate.
”bale bale! eeeeehhhhh!!!”
- irani dude.
”WE WILL WE WILL F. YOU! F. YOU!!”
- grade 2F
”my mother will beat me if I give you my money”
- Ali (extortion fail)
”shut up you dogs!”
- grade 4 english teacher
”hey Bruce! let’s try heabutting each other!”
- Sumudu.
”hi bruce! hi bruce! tabi tayo!”
- Alyssa Solda grade 1
”I will kick you down the stairs now!”
- Discipline Teacher
”Give me that! this is not allowed in school! i’ll give it to my son”
- Discipline teacher
”teacher I thought that was my homework notebook sorry.”
- Me
”I SWEAR! IT WAS ALI WHO CHEATED NOT ME!”
- Me
SECONDARY:
”let’s go over the girls building!”
- Rashid
”I will have a friendly chat with the principal today.”
- Arnold (oxford)
”look at these two monkeys here!”
- prefect of discipline
”give me 3 samosa and star juice okeh?”
- Me
”hey Bruce! I’ll give you 30dirhams to break into the chemistry lab and get me my test paper”
- Poor, desperate classmate.
”I LOVE YOU MISS ARUNA!”
- Me (sipsip)
”ever saw a sport which combines peace allergic monkeys and hotheaded coaches? If no, that sport is called school soccer”
- Arnold (oxford)
”Bruce! This is not taekwando class! This is football! Shoof! Kick properly!”
- Taekwando classmate who is my classmate
”you allright man? You look like ur about to hurl ur guts out”
- Teacher
”HOY BRUCE! PAG HNDI MO NAPASA ITO! SASAPATUSIN KITA!”
- Ms Mateo
”oi Bruce hali ka! Usap tayo!”
- Jaztin Carpio
*SOBSOB*
- Edison, nung nasira niya crayons ni Mrs Mateo
”sorry aahh! Wag ka iiyak aa!”
- Me
”bilog!!”
- sila Jaztin, Gian, Gerrin atbp
”sabi ko ibaibahin. aba’y pinnagsamma sa all in one ang project!? Hali ka nga dito Bruce nang makurot ko tenga mo!”
- Mrs. Mateo
”wag kang magsusumbong hah!”
- Aljohn
”study hard!”
- a girl who wrote it at the back of my chemistry paper… Waaah! Kahiya! T^T
”kiiiilikili mong niliiiilibaaaaag…….”
- Me. (Asaran)
”puta ka Bruce! Napakaitim ng buddhi mo!”
- kaklaseng may stolen shot sa photos ko. :)))
”abah osorio.. Ang galing aaa”
- puri galing sa Math teacher! Ohh anong say niyo??
”oi Bruce pag laki mo anong ipapakain mo sa asawa mo??”
- 3rd year, 1st grading math teacher.. -.-t
”pag uwi natin sa pinas. Walang limutan aa!”
- RFS
”miss miss! Kasali po sila Bruce dun!”
- nanlaglag samin nung araw ng hulihan..
”it’s not goodbye, it’s see you later”
- an emotional classmate.
” GIVE ME THE LIGHTNING BOLT!”
- classmate who played as a villain in our own style play of Percy Jackson and The Lightning Thief.
”I… Feel…. OHSOME!!!!..”
- one of my oh so famous catch line in our Play of Percy Jackson.
”Akalain ba ninyo, na ang katabaang ito, AY TAO!?!?!?!?”
- Me as Crisostomo Ibarra.
